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Having seen more than two vulvas, he knows each is a beautiful and unique orchid and he won't hesitate to compliment yours.10. He holds it out from his body like he has stiff little Tyrannosaurus arms and the baby hangs there like, "Who the fuck handed me to this beer-breathed sociopath in cargo shorts?He doesn't give a shit if you haven't shaved in a few days. " Older guys probably have nieces or nephews or neighbor kids by this point and can interact with a child in a normal way. He doesn't try to get away with not using a condom. Some guys just come to this realization sooner than others *cough**cough*.5. Thanks to the patriarchy, women learn to master blow jobs early in their sexual lives (sometimes before they even lose their virginity) but guys typically don't figure out that women want their vulvas licked until their mid-20s.

Thankfully, most guys grow out of being the Leg Hair Police in their mid-20s. In his years of dating, he's probably been with a woman during a pregnancy scare and now fully understands the value of family planning.14.

By the time they're 27, they could be sleeping with a sexy Chewbacca for all they care. He has his own friends and job and hobbies and schedule.

I.e., he won't be one of those lamewads who clings to your friend group and sits around the house eating Cheez-Its and waiting for you to come over and watch Netflix with him.

Not that there's anything wrong with Cheez-Its, but nobody likes a clinger.15. If he likes you, why would he avoid you until it's deemed societally appropriate to text?

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